Zombies

Die Republicans Die!

Published Thursday, November 1, 2012 A.D. | By Donald R. McClarey

Language, violence and common sense warning for the above video.

Remember those calls for civility which emanated from the Left last year when Congresswoman Giffords was shot by a madman, that is when, often times, the same people were not attempting to pin the crime on conservatives? Well, judging from the above video, some people on the Left do not. This bloody Republican killing fantasy is the work of a gay rights activist. Here is a statement he made in a story on The Blaze:

The metaphor of Republicans as zombies is unfortunately very appropriate because their heartless opposition to gay marriage, healthcare, and climate change science is a political infection that if not fought back, will be deadly to the lives of millions of Americans,” explained Luke Montgomery, RepublicanZombieDefense.com’s founder and a prominent gay rights activist.

“It is unbelievable that we live in an age when millions of Americans continue to be denied the right to marry, based on their sexual orientation,” he continued. “Progress is being made to eliminate this archaic way of thinking, but allowing Republicans to take the White House in 2012 will deal a huge setback to marriage equality.” Continue reading →

Gettysburg Address: Halloween Edition

Published Monday, October 31, 2011 A.D. | By Donald R. McClarey

Hmmm, that is not quite the version I remember. Speaking of zombies however, I have no doubt that the real Abraham Lincoln would have laughed at the following scene from the Bob Hope movie The Ghost Breakers (1940): Continue reading →

In Honor of National Zombie Day: October 8, 2011

Published Saturday, October 8, 2011 A.D. | By Donald R. McClarey

In a gesture of bi-partisanship: Continue reading →

When Zombies Attack Over the Holidays!

Published Tuesday, December 28, 2010 A.D. | By Donald R. McClarey

How much useful information can be found on the internet! One word of caution however. In my experience those who overindulge, either in food or drink, can often make sounds like zombies, so only shoot if you can ascertain that the target is a zombie. (Yes, sadly, that does go for relatives who seem to specialize in letting their inner lout come out this time of year.)

I've Always Suspected Most Politicians Are Zombies

Published Friday, June 18, 2010 A.D. | By Donald R. McClarey

From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion. Zombie Reagan? Well, I’d certainly rather vote for a dead cat than Obama!

In the interests of bi-partisanship, it is apparently not only the Republicans who may be relying on zombies. In Illinois, we know that the dead have been voting for decades in Cook county!

Since I am a Republican, I will give the late Bob Hope the last word on zombies and politics.