The Gospel According to Apostle Barack (2012)
One of the more nauseating features of the reelection of the South Side Messiah, is that we will have four more years of the cult of personality that is promoted by some of Obama’s more deranged acolytes. A current example is The Gospel According to Apostle Barack by Barbara A. Thompson.
The book description of this tome:
Yes, Barack had worked tirelessly on behalf of the American people, especially those who elected him in 2008. His followers needed to re-elect him to a second term, so that he could continue to accomplish the promises he made, thus, realizing his vision of America as a more perfect political union or “heaven here on earth” Then, as I began to contemplate ways to assist Barack in his 2012 re-election bid something miraculous happened. I felt God’s (His) Spirit beckoning me in my dreams at night. Listening, cautiously, I learned that Jesus walked the earth to create a more civilized society, Martin (Luther King) walked the earth to create a more justified society, but, Apostle Barack, the name he was called in my dreams, would walk the earth to create a more equalized society, for the middle class and working poor. Apostle Barack, the next young leader with a new cause, had been taken to the mountaintop and allowed to see over the other side. He had the answers to unlock the kingdom of “heaven here on earth” for his followers. The answers were repeated – over and over – in speeches Barack had made from his presidential announcement to his inaugural address. Those speeches or his teachings contained the answers to the middle class and working poor people living in a “heaven here on earth” For when the answers were unlocked and enacted, Apostle Barack’s vision of America would be realized.
Hmmm, I wonder what parables would be in the Gospel of Barack? The Good Abortionist? The Prodigal Differently Gendered Male Product of Conception? The Civil Union at Cana? The Ten Foolish Sluts? The Unionized Laborers in the Vinyard? The Unjust Republican Judge?
Barack would perform miracles in the Gospel: walking on a sea of debt; transforming water into taxes; raising the dead because they hadn’t paid their death taxes; transforming bread and wine into (skip that one, Apostle Biden snarfed them down).
The teachings of the Apostle Barack of course would take pride of place:
1. Render unto Caesar Obama everything.
2. Love Barack and love thy fellow Leftist.
3. Blessed are the bribe givers for they shall receive their reward.
4. Suffer the little children.
5. The wages of sin are fun. Continue reading