I can’t believe that I forgot that April 23 was Talk like Shakespeare Day. Fortunately, Father Z did not:
Today, I suddenly realized, is…
TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE DAY!
Yes, it is the birthday of the Bard.
In the past I have encouraged you to talk like Shakespeare.
To help you, I have offered videos and some suggestive words. I hope you remember them.
I also, to enkindle in you a true zeal for this moment – which can spill over into tomorrow because, hey, why not? – I even posted a scene from a little known play called…
I found another little known piece (I dashed off) which might bring you to beg the Muse for … the… thing muses give.
The Trumping of the Shrew
Lord Trump: President of these USA
Lord Sean: Baron of Spicer – Secretary of Press
Lord Bannon: Earl of Breitbart – Counselor
New York Times
Lord Sessions – Attorney General
Crowd – Outside
O for a network pundit that would salve
the anxious outcome of elections tense,
a stage for wonk debates, senators to prate,
and congressmen to guide th’ electorate.
So has the ruddy Donald, hair swept up,
defied th’ establishment and, in his wake,
has claimants one by one discomfited,
brought down in vanquishment and loss.
But pardon, sponsors all, for we halt now
your pandering for sales with this stock gang
of mainsteam media elites, who press
in conference for POTUS now to hear.
List! List! O list if ever you
did county love and office high respect.
For Donald, hair in place, has enteréd
a statement now to make, with many quips
to batter newsies where they stand or sit,
because their daily coverage is for….