Imagine if Pope Francis had given an honest inaugural address back in 2013:
I would like to thank the conclave for my election. In my pontificate I will emphasize mercy for all, especially for non-Catholics, although self–absorbed promethean neopelagian had better start running. I am mildly proud of how humble I am and extreme humility will be a hallmark of my reign. In regard to Global Warming I intend to fight it with as much energy as I will fight most signs of traditional Catholicism.
In regard to economic matters I despise markets and look with favor at government regulation and control.
As for international peace, it will never come until every last arms merchants is bankrupt.
I believe it is time for the Church to rethink the blanket ban on Communion for Catholics in adulterous marriage.