Matt Archbold at National Catholic Register, go here to read it, has a post where he imagines ten things that Obama might say to the Pope. Here is ten things that PopeWatch thinks the Pope might say to Obama:
10. Joe Biden, is he like that in private?
9. No, it is true, Buenos Aires is windier than Chicago.
8. Yes, I can perform an exorcism but I do not think it would help Nancy Pelosi.
7. Yes, I used to smoke also. No I did not have to hide it from my wife as I have never been married.
6. Yes, not being married is a job requirement.