John Kass, the only reason to read the Chicago Tribune, has a column calling for the dissolution of the failed State of Illinois. Go here to read it. I see my chunk of the State would go to Indiana. I could live with being a Hoosier if it meant being out from under the thumb of Cook County.
My preferred solution of course would be Illinois separating into two new states: The Land of Lincoln and Cook County.
Alternative names would be God’s Country and Hell.