Until the pro-Gay Marriage advocates came along, I thought the pro-aborts had cornered the market on ludicrous sophistry to support evil. However in some ways advocates of the lust that can’t shut up about itself have surpassed them. Matt Archbold at National Catholic Register counts the ways:
7) My son is gay!
This argument has been used most famously by Senator Rob Portman but many others have used it as well in order to “evolve” on this issue. This argument for gay marriage makes me wonder if they didn’t realize the existence of actual gay people until their own son just couldn’t quit the Glee Marathon.
Now, this may come as a shock to some parents but it’s possible that a child can make choices that the rest of Western civilization doesn’t have to bend its collective knee to.
Imagine this same argument by the parents of Lindsey Lohan because we’d all have to be for the legalization of drugs, okaying kleptomania, and approving of driving over photographers.
6) If marriage is for pro-creation, then old people who can’t have kids shouldn’t be allowed to be married.
Wow. What did old people do to you? I mean, I agree that it should be illegal for old people to kiss in public but come on, let them marry, if only to prevent them from dating.
This argument was proffered by none other than Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan who asked, “Suppose a State said that, ‘Because we think that the focus of marriage really should be on procreation, we are not going to give marriage licenses anymore to any couple where both people are over the age of 55.’ Would that be constitutional?”
Every time I read or hear the Harvard educated Kagan speak I think of dolphins because everyone tells me dolphins are really smart but there’s no actual evidence of them saying or doing anything smart.
But let’s be fair here. Major props to the liberal justice for finally tying her job to interpreting the Constitution. You just know Justice Breyer slipped her a note asking, “What’s this strange constitution thingie you speak of?”
But the fact that some married people can’t have babies doesn’t negate the existence of marriage anymore than it negates the existence of babies. Hey, that’s kinda’ weird because babies are another thing the Supreme Court likes to negate the existence of.
5) The Bible doesn’t say that engaging in homosexual acts is a sin!!!
Uhm. Well, it kinda’ does. A lot. The words “abomination” and “detestable” come up and there’s that little thing about not inheriting the kingdom of God. Saying the Bible doesn’t disapprove of homosexual acts is like saying Woody Allen movies don’t include whining. They kinda’ do. A lot.
But let’s just pretend for a moment it’s true that the Bible doesn’t specifically say homosexual acts are a sin. The Bible doesn’t go into detail about lots of bad stuff. The Bible doesn’t mention “Girls” on HBO or Nicholas Cage’s movie role selections, but I am pretty sure those are bad too.
4) Jesus was gay.
This one’s always interesting because many of the same people who say Jesus never really existed also say He was gay. That dichotomy would be deemed miraculous but they don’t actually believe in miracles.
Just this week, radio host Don “Help, I’m starting to look like the melting-face Nazi from Indiana Jones” Imus recently foisted this argument for gay marriage on liberal political analyst Kirsten Powers who at least had the smarts to distance herself from it like a normal person might do when confronted with a person whose face was melting.
According to news reports, Imus said to Powers:
“You know there’s a Gospel of Judas floating around,” he said.
“There were hundreds of gospels written, only four made it into the [Bible]. There was the Gospel of Thomas, Mary had a gospel, they all had a gospel. But Judas — there’s some indication there that Jesus may have been gay.”
OK since when did we all start listening to Judas anyway?