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Actually This Explains a Lot

News that I missed courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

 

WORLD—The U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change came to a grim conclusion regarding the rapid warming of the earth, should people not band together to give more power over to the government in order to turn the tide in the fight against climate change.

The report definitively concluded that climate change will completely destroy the earth by 2005 if we do not take action now.

“We’ve run all the numbers, and it’s absolutely clear: every inch of dry land on the planet will be totally submerged by the year 2005,” said one member of the panel. “This is an absolute scientific fact.”

When several scientific researchers pointed out that 2005 came and went 13 years ago, they were informed that the earth was actually destroyed, everybody was killed, and we are all actually ghosts.

Go here to read the rest.  Environmentalists, or rather those who call themselves environmentalists, have been predicting doom since I was 13.  Go here to read about it.  So either we are ghosts or they were crackpots peddling a bunch of bilge.

 

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Environmental Predictions and the Goracle

 

Well, Central Illinois is experiencing its worst blizzard in many a year, and I am snowbound at home, dictating bankruptcy petitions and working on my taxes.  We are keeping warm and toasty at stately McClarey Manor by occasionally tossing a copy of Al Gore’s tome, Earth in the Balance,  into the fireplace.  This exercise in heating through book burning was caused by Gore’s latest statement that the blizzards are caused by global warming.    I do have to hand it to Mr.  Gore:   as he claims that any extreme weather event is caused by global warming, it becomes rather hard to refute a theory that purports to cause everything weather related.    However, while shoveling the rather large snow drifts that clogged my driveway, courtesy of global warming no doubt, I became rather curious about predictions in regard to environmental matters made by Mr. Gore in the past.  Here is what I have found.

1.  Sea Levels:  Mr. Gore predicted in An Inconvenient Truth that sea levels would rise by 20 feet by 2100.  Well, if that is going to happen, the sea level better get on with it.  The sea level rise over the last 18 years is 1.8 inches.  In the 20th century the total increase in sea level was 8 inches.  Over the past 10,000 years, the average increase in sea level per century has been 4 feet as glaciers from the last ice age have melted.

2.  Ice Free Arctic Ocean:  In 2009 Mr. Gore claimed that there was a 75% chance that the Arctic Ocean would be ice free by 2014.  He cited climatologist  Dr. Wieslav Maslowski as his source.  Dr. Maslowski promptly rejected this, stating he had no idea how Gore had arrived at his prediction. Continue Reading