From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion. Well the featured “medium” I suppose was either intended to be a fake (A fake “medium”? Astounding!) or just a naturally boring guy. The humor works better if he is simply naturally boring. I once attended a lecture on roller coasters and the professor speaking managed the considerable feat of making roller coasters seem dull and tedious. Some people have a natural ability to take any activity, no matter how exciting, and drain the life completely from it.