Tuesday, March 19, AD 2024 2:51am

Patheos v. Christ

News that I missed courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

 

SEATTLE, WA—After reading several chapters from the gospels over the weekend, local progressive believer Wendy Butler reportedly published a Patheos blog post in which she criticized Jesus of Nazareth for “not being very Christlike.”

The blog post took Jesus to task for His “unloving and problematic” teachings.

“He devotes entire sections of His sermons to ranting about archaic religious concepts like hell and the last judgment instead of just coming alongside the marginalized and affirming their sins,” Butler said. “Very little of what He did on earth I would describe as life-giving. Frankly, I do a better job of being Christlike than Christ Himself.”

The woman was also agitated to find that Jesus didn’t devote any of His time recorded in the Scriptures to advocating for government-subsidized healthcare or women’s abortion rights.

Go here to read the rest.  Yeah, who does Jesus think He is!!!?  God!!!?  Well yes, actually.

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Ernst Schreiber
Ernst Schreiber
Wednesday, September 19, AD 2018 7:35pm

This is grandmaster level trolling right?

T. Shaw
T. Shaw
Thursday, September 20, AD 2018 5:35am

I imagine a Catholic university Theology student might write something like that.

Nate Winchester
Nate Winchester
Thursday, September 20, AD 2018 8:08am

You don’t need the babylon bee to use the headline. Almost any article grabbed at random will probably fit.

MikeS
MikeS
Thursday, September 20, AD 2018 9:36am

“affirming their sins” is the giveaway (Besides the fact that it’s the Bee). Progressives would never use the word “sin.” It’s too triggering.

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