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Hillary:  Bill, you’ve been using non-virgin blood in your baths again, haven’t you!

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Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Thursday, April 19, AD 2018 7:34pm

“I told Loretta Lynch that the transfer would happen on Tuesday but she could not wait…so we sealed the deal there..on the tarmac. Bad luck, the camera crew and all.”

Mary De Voe
Thursday, April 19, AD 2018 7:39pm

Getting ready to meet his Maker.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Thursday, April 19, AD 2018 8:07pm

@ Mary De Voe.
Bob sums it up;
“You’re gonna have to serve somebody. Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord But you’re gonna have to serve somebody.”- Bob Dylan.

Tom Byrne
Tom Byrne
Thursday, April 19, AD 2018 9:05pm

Why does this suddenly call to mind “The Portrait of Dorian Gray”?

Anzlyne
Anzlyne
Thursday, April 19, AD 2018 9:26pm

Lord Jesus save us from the fires of hell and lead all souls to heaven, especially those in most need of Thy mercy

CAM
CAM
Thursday, April 19, AD 2018 10:10pm

Hurd Hadfield (Dorian Gray) was wearing make-up. Bill Clinton appears to be truly bare faced …..Trick or Treat! (Hillary is probably even worse without pancake make-up.)

CAM
CAM
Thursday, April 19, AD 2018 10:17pm

Anyone, bless you for being charitable and a reminder that mercy and redemption is always possible through God.

CAM
CAM
Thursday, April 19, AD 2018 10:19pm

Anzlyne, bless you for being charitable with the reminder that mercy and redemption is always possible through God.

Guy McClung
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Friday, April 20, AD 2018 7:07am

Bill and Hill’s prayer: “Please. please, let it be that truly No One Is Condemned Forever.” No one except God knows most of my sins, and I get up most days and say publicly “I confess to you . . my bros and sisters that I have greatly sinned.” We can all hope for God’s tender mercies, and ask Him -if we repent truly with a firm purpose of amendment, not to sin again-to turn aside his just wrath. If we cannot do this for William Jefferson Blythe Clinton IV, we cannot do this for ourselves. Something along these lines in the one and only prayer Jesus taught us to say, old, traditional and formulaic as it may be. Guy McClung, Texas

Mary De Voe
Friday, April 20, AD 2018 8:31am

My first response was” Bill and Hillary deserve each other.” a marriage made in hell.
The Picture of Dorian Gray is one of my favorite stories, but he became a death bed convert saying the Lord’s Prayer as he died. Bill and Hillary???

Art Deco
Art Deco
Friday, April 20, AD 2018 8:43am

Gary Hart, 10 years his senior, looks no worse. Michael Dukakis, 13 years his senior, actually looks younger. Here is Fritz Mondale, 18 years his senior:

https://www.google.com/search?q=walter+mondale&client=firefox-b-1&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiQ9dqMi8naAhXExVkKHagvBpAQ_AUICygC&biw=1303&bih=671#imgrc=kbVrbmKORcDclM:

The thing is, his family history is wretched. His mother and his brother both died just past 70. If you run down the list of 1st and 2d degree relations who were his senior, you’ll find about 15 names. He is now the longest lived male. His sister (b. 1941) is still alive and a couple of his paternal side aunts lived past 75, with the longevity champion living to age 82.

T. Shaw
T. Shaw
Friday, April 20, AD 2018 9:48am

“Fifty Years Of Fetid Fornication.”

T. Shaw
T. Shaw
Friday, April 20, AD 2018 9:50am

“Only The Good Die Young”

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