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PopeWatch: Knights

From the only reliable source of Catholic news on the net, Eye of the Tiber:

 

Two months after ditching their ostrich-plume chapeaus, the Knights of Columbus continue their rebranding efforts by announcing the organization shall be henceforth known as the “Knights of Indigenous Peoples.”

“This change distances us from that conquistador Columbus,” said Eric Jenkins, Commander of Assembly #4251 and one of nearly two-dozen millennial members nationwide.  “Everyone knows he was a racist.”

“We’re not caving into social pressure,” explained 4th Degree Knight Lawrence Reddy.  “We’re simply kowtowing to social justice.  Maybe one day they’ll shelf the trigger word ‘knight,’ too.  Gives me the willies.”

In addition to continuing their traditional work of high-pressure insurance sales and slinging cheap beer at fish fry’s, the Knights of Indigenous People will now also form honor guards for half-naked tribal women presenting the gifts at papal Masses.

 

Go here to read the comments.  PopeWatch contacted the Vatican for comment but was told that the Pope was still recovering from his Day of the Race celebration.

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Mary De Voe
Saturday, October 14, AD 2017 5:54am

This is beautiful.

T. Shaw
T. Shaw
Saturday, October 14, AD 2017 7:53am

I suppose next they open enrolment to women. Unlike the Boy Scouts, it’s not the Men-Knights of Columbus.

A few years after that, they could admit retired NFL America-haters and openly celebrate the blessings and joys of LGBT mortal sin.

Mary De Voe
Sunday, October 15, AD 2017 11:14am

Next comes: “Knights of Deplorable Peoples.”

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