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PopeWatch: Que?

 

From the only reliable source of Catholic news on the net, Eye of the Tiber:

 

 

Claiming that she was almost certain she had comprehend a word the new visiting Nigerian priest used during the homily, longtime parishioner Abby Longworth excitedly turned to friends and fellow parishioners today to inform them of the good news.

“I wouldn’t put my life on it, but I think he said ‘magisterium,’” Longworth whispered to parishioners, adding that she thinks he may have also used the word “obedient,” which, if her assumption was correct, meant the priest was delivering a homily about being faithful Catholics who adhere to the Magisterium of the Catholic Church.

“If my theory is correct, and I pray it is, that would mean that this really is a kick-butt homily. He is Nigerian after all, and Nigerian priests are typically pretty solid, which only strengthens my theory that much more.”

While Longworth is excited to believe that she might’ve just heard a wonderful homily, she is now reportedly bracing herself for next week, when another visiting priest, Fr. Batongbacal Estrella, visits from the Philippines.

 

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Mary De Voe
Saturday, February 25, AD 2017 6:24am

Beautiful…genius. More genious

Anzlyne
Anzlyne
Saturday, February 25, AD 2017 11:33am

yes comments were great– also best title of post ever- “PopeWatch: Que?”

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