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From the only reliable source of Catholic news on the net, Eye of the Tiber:

 

Just a day after Donald Trump shocked the world by defeating Hillary Clinton in a bitterly contested presidential race, the 70-year-old president-elect announced today that he has already overturned Roe v. Wade, as most Christians had expected him to do.

“I pledged to every Christian in our land that I would make America great again, and that the Church would no longer have its rights trampled on,” Trump told Catholic supporters gathered in New York City. “As of one hour ago, I spoke with Barack Obama to inform him that I have not only overturned Roe v. Wade, but that I have repealed Obamacare, shut down every transgender restroom, and made sure every transgender person in the country is in therapy. Yes, they’re all in therapy or in jail now. I get along with everyone, so when I told them my plans, they said I was right. Believe me.”

Trump went on to fulfill the dreams of millions of Americans that voted for him by announcing that he had, just moments before taking the stage, defeated ISIS, “including its founder, Barack Obama.”

 

“ISIS is no more,” Trump continued. “I said I’d do it and I did it. Believe me. I’m also happy to announce that, as of ten minutes ago, there’s not a single illegal immigrant left in the country, and that everyone American is now employed. Lastly, as many of you may have noticed, our great nation is now enclosed in a giant dome. I originally wanted a wall, but when I put my heart into something, I go all the way. Now Mexicans won’t be able to enter our country and celebrities won’t be able to flee to Canada. America is truly great again.”

At press time, Trump staffers are walking around the hall handing out free semiautomatics.

 

 

Go here to read the comments.  The Vatican has denied the current rumor that Pope Francis will be appearing in a reality TV show with President Trump entitled More Modest Than Thou.

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bill bannon
bill bannon
Saturday, November 12, AD 2016 10:48am

I am so glad Trump is going to counter punch each bizarre liberal error from the Vatican. Most pols are polite with Popes because of votes. That’s not Trump. Trump’s getting a worse plane and worse rooms by being president. He may not want a second term.
His environmental man…Myron Ebell… has been critical of this Pope in the past:
NYtimes nov.11…” He called Pope Francis’s encyclical on climate change, issued in mid-2015, “scientifically ill informed, economically illiterate, intellectually incoherent and morally obtuse…It is also theologically suspect, and large parts of it are leftist drivel,” he added.”
Lucius must be on cloud 9. I am on cloud 9 because I was heavily invested in banks for non election reasons and they went through the roof this week…which no one predicted.
Wherever you stand on Trump, these will be non boring times. And North Korea suspects that shooting one missile at the US will get a fearsome payback from the reckless Trump. North Korea prefers US presidents who are
cautious. Wave goodbye to that.
Wall Street is suddenly the opposite of what was foretold. That is because Republicans won in both houses along with Trump….gridlock over in many areas though not all.

Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus
Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus
Saturday, November 12, AD 2016 11:16am

Darn straight I am on cloud nine, Bill!
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😀 😀 😀
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Praise God from Whom all blessings flow!

Suz
Suz
Saturday, November 12, AD 2016 11:50am

DJT was dead wrong about one thing… we will NEVER get tired of winning. And I’ll take a Beretta Nano thx staffers.

bill bannon
bill bannon
Saturday, November 12, AD 2016 12:10pm

Lucius…knew you’d like that quote.

Suz…in Person of Interest, Season 3,episode 3, Shaw carries a Berreta Nano while dressed to the nines to catch a serial killer. I’m 12 and 20 gauge only with the 20 more destructively loaded (slugs) than the 12 oddly enough….in case I ever have to escape NY harbor under riot duress.

Penguins Fan
Penguins Fan
Saturday, November 12, AD 2016 1:41pm

Bill Bannon….
I love Person of Interest. Shaw and Reese have a way of dealing with troublemakers.

bill bannon
bill bannon
Saturday, November 12, AD 2016 1:54pm

Penguins Fan,
Get netflix streaming and watch the whole series without commercials…Lie to Me also is there and Miami csi…etc…
all good to varying degrees. ? 8 bucks a month.

Michael Dowd
Michael Dowd
Sunday, November 13, AD 2016 3:37am

” He called Pope Francis’s encyclical on climate change, issued in mid-2015, “scientifically ill informed, economically illiterate, intellectually incoherent and morally obtuse…It is also theologically suspect, and large parts of it are leftist drivel.”

Amen. Most of these words could be used for everything Pope Francis says on anything.

Greg Mockeridge
Greg Mockeridge
Sunday, November 13, AD 2016 8:26am

Would Trump be a more merciful confessor? You decide:

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