Tuesday, March 19, AD 2024 4:21am

Bear Growls: What Happened to the Bear?

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I suspect that our bruin friend at Saint Corbinian’s Bear is being held captive by sinister forces.  Some impostor Rabbit has proclaimed this at his website:

 

Hi. I’m St. Corbinian’s Bunny Rabbit. (And not that kind of rabbit!) What, you’ve never heard of me? Figures. Leave it to a bear to hog all the attention. Someday I’ll tell you all about it. And notice that I don’t say anything stupid like “the Bunny Rabbit” thinks this, or “the Bunny Rabbit” believes that. I always hated that.

Anyway, management has decided that settling for 15% of Catholics who aren’t exactly in love with Pope Francis, while alienating the 85% of Catholics (and 50%+ of atheists) who worship him, is a bad business model. You don’t continually complain about the most popular man in the world. (Think there might be a reason for that?) So from now on, you can expect lots of fluffy news about the wonderful things Pope Francis is doing every day. I think you’ll find that the bear has been too negative. It’s time for the truth!

So, sorry, malcontents, but your precious bear is gone.

Come back home. Everybody’s joining us. We are the winning team. You can be happy. You just need to put your negativity aside and read some good news for a change.

 

Go here to read the rest.  Stay tuned for further developments.  I am not too alarmed because in a fight between a bear and a rabbit I know which side I would bet on!

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TomD
TomD
Saturday, May 28, AD 2016 6:05am

Pope Francis would not approve, if he starts breeding.

Philip
Philip
Saturday, May 28, AD 2016 7:53am

Reminds me of a nasty joke;
“So a Bear and a Rabbit meet in the woods…
They both need to relief themselves of waste, and the bear asked the rabbit if when he “goes” does his waste material stick to its fur?
The rabbit replies; “No it doesn’t.”
“Great,” the bear said. Then the bear reached out and grabs the rabbit and wipes itself using the rabbit.

Moral of the story?

Regardless of the crap being sold as flowers, you don’t have to pick them up and smell them to know the difference. Using a Rabbit to wipe up a mess is the genius of The Bear!

Ginny
Ginny
Saturday, May 28, AD 2016 9:24am

The Bear subsided forlornly on a tree-stump and tried to control himself, for he felt it surely coming. The sob he had fought with so long refused to be beaten. Up and up, it forced its way to the air, and then another, and another, and others thick and fast; till poor Bear at last gave up the struggle, and cried freely and helplessly and openly, now that he knew it was all over and he had lost what he could hardly be said to have found.

The Rat, astonished and dismayed at the violence of Bear’s paroxysm of grief, did not dare to speak for a while. At last he said, very quietly and sympathetically, ‘What is it, old fellow? Whatever can be the matter? Tell us your trouble, and let me see what I can do.”

–Wind in the Willows

Bear needs Rat and the other woodland creatures. Whack those weasels masquerading as fluffy bunny rabbits, Bear. “Whack ‘em and whack ‘em and whack ‘em!”

TomD
TomD
Saturday, May 28, AD 2016 10:24am

“I suspect that our bruin friend at Saint Corbinian’s Bear is being held captive by sinister forces. ”
Perhaps the same ones that abducted Sr. Lucia so that her evil double could be slipped in to the convent.
/sarc off (not really sarcasm, I know, but I had to do that or some might really believe this post)

Greg Mockeridge
Greg Mockeridge
Saturday, May 28, AD 2016 11:36am

But put a bear up against a badger and you can rest assured the bear will back down.

Clay
Clay
Saturday, May 28, AD 2016 7:58pm

“And notice that I don’t say anything stupid like “the Bunny Rabbit” thinks this, or “the Bunny Rabbit” believes that. I always hated that ”

Someone tell Popewatch.

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