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Muppet Candidates Open Thread

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Hattip to Amanda Servello for the pic.  The usual open thread rules apply:  be concise, be charitable and, above all, be amusing!

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T. Shaw
T. Shaw
Saturday, April 30, AD 2016 6:25am

“THEY ALL STINK – 2016!” – bumper sticker

Foxfier
Admin
Saturday, April 30, AD 2016 11:45am

Excellent use of Cruz’ defining physical feature– that nose!

I prefer Prickly City’s version for Hillary, though– Hunny Bunny.
http://www.gocomics.com/pricklycity/2016/04/25

BobTanaka
Saturday, April 30, AD 2016 12:09pm

That’s a horrible insult to Beaker!

Jim Cole
Jim Cole
Saturday, April 30, AD 2016 4:55pm

Trump isn’t Beaker; he’s Animal!

Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus
Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus
Saturday, April 30, AD 2016 7:12pm

The first is a murderous pathological liar.
The second is a commie pinko geriatric imbecile.
The third is a philandering adulterous foul-mouthed playboy gambler.
So the fourth is the only acceptable candidate.

Guy McClung
Admin
Sunday, May 1, AD 2016 6:33am

You have insulted all swine. Have you ever heard a pig tell a lie?

Micha Elyi
Micha Elyi
Sunday, May 1, AD 2016 8:19pm

I see the resemblances, except for Mrs. Clinton. She doesn’t look a bit like Beverly Sills! Oscar the Grouch, though… but before he softened up and got a pet (Wormy).

And I’m with Bob Tanaka, Trump is not Beaker! Yeah, they both have orange hair but Trump in a lab coat? C’mon. Jim Cole may have it, Trump is Animal! Or Big Bird–but the one from the Bearded Spock universe. He’s gaudy, loud, and tasteless; at nine feet tall he gets all the attention in the room; and he bites, pecks, insults, and poops on everyone else.

William P. Walsh
William P. Walsh
Tuesday, May 3, AD 2016 10:25am

Hillary Clinton as Miss Piggy. The first thing that comes to mind is the saying of Judge Sol Wachtler about indicting a ham sandwich. We won’t over-analyze the applicability of my strange recollections but recommend the reading of “The Empty Pantsuit” in the May 9th Edition of the National Review. The gist of Kevin D. Williamson’s article is that Hillary’s campaign is that” Hillary Clinton doesn’t stand for anything—and that is her appeal.” The first thing that comes to mind is that her campaign is like an episode of Seinfeld, it’s about nothing.

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