From the only reliable source of Catholic news on the net, Eye of the Tiber:
When the Pope was asked to comment he responded: My dinero is on Jenky. He looks like a bear. A friendly bear but a bear nevertheless. Dolan reminds me of the Pillsbury dough boy. I of course deplore battling clerics, but if they must fight, put a cinco on Jenky for me.
“Sister Eugene of the Golden Orbs, formerly one of the crusader’s from nun’s on the bus, was recently chosen to indicate the proper ( round ). She was quoted as saying that the high heels will be a challenge, but the sparkles on her habit make it all worthwhile!”
My money is on Jenky. I caught him sparring with Cardinal Kasper last week.
Jenky’s a south paw and throws a mean hook. Dolan is toast!
One more thing…Archbishop Fulton Sheen called some clergy; “Tin Gods.”
I wonder if Cardinal Dolan could explain what the late Archbishop ment. I’m sure the bishop of Peroia knows! Go get em’ Bishop Jenky.
Dolan doesn’t look like he’s sen the inside of a gym since he voted for Walter Mondale.