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PopeWatch: Biden Culpa

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From the only reliable source of Catholic news on the net, Eye of the Tiber:

Washington, DC––Vice President Joe Biden announced today that he was stepping down as Vice President just hours after an altercation on the phone between Biden and President Obama regarding the sanctity of life. This comes on the heels of Biden’s visit with with Pope Francis after the conclusion of the pope’s Installation Mass, in which Biden could be heard uttering the words “what have I done…what have I done.” “It appears as though Mr. Biden has had a change of heart with regards to the abortion issue after his meeting with the pope earlier today,” U.S. Press Secretary Jay Carney told the press moments ago. “He [Biden] called President Obama and informed him that he could no longer stand by as millions of babies were aborted. He also said that he had confessed his sins and now looked to remain in good standings with the Church and the good Lord. He also urged President Obama to make peace with God.” Although the full details of the phone conversation have been slow to come out, Washington insiders have said that after a heated debate about when life begins, Biden told President Obama that he was stepping down ”effective immediately” to live a life of prayer and meditation. Biden aides have yet to comment on the details, but have confirmed reports that the former vice president had placed a call to Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI about staying with him until he could get an abandoned monastery of his own to live out the rest of his life. At press time, a bare-chested Biden was seen on his knees outside St. Peter’s Basilica, repeatedly lashing himself as he screamed the words “mea culpa” in reparation for his sins.

Pope Francis is now planning to have a meeting with Nancy Pelosi.

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Mary De Voe
Saturday, February 15, AD 2014 6:11am

Everything but the bare breasted Biden on his knees lashing himself is what Catholics, Biden’s friends and family are praying for.

Paul W Primavera
Saturday, February 15, AD 2014 7:16am

Would that this were true.

Fran
Fran
Saturday, February 15, AD 2014 2:01pm

So much for a reliable web site. Why did you do that?

Pinky
Pinky
Saturday, February 15, AD 2014 3:37pm

Eye of the Tiber is usually funny, but this just makes me sad. It’s hard to picture Joe Biden attaining Heaven if this doesn’t happen. (Not that any of us are shoo-ins, of course.)

Foxfier
Saturday, February 15, AD 2014 4:19pm

I’d wish for something less drastic- but if EotT hadn’t gone so over the top, it would seem factual.

Anzlyne
Anzlyne
Saturday, February 15, AD 2014 8:18pm

Can’t help wondering if by chance Joseph Biden were to read this, he might have a tremor or two shake his composure; make him doubt his reliance on the opinions of the yes men and women who surround him. Maybe this bit of humor will bring a moment of grace that makes him see the truth. God give him the courage to act on it, if such would be the case.

CatholicsRock!
CatholicsRock!
Saturday, February 15, AD 2014 9:34pm

Joe Biden can read?

Philip
Philip
Saturday, February 15, AD 2014 9:35pm

Anzlyne-

Amazing grace!
You never know!
Conversions can open up anytime anywhere.
It would be amazing though.
Let’s ask Jesus tomorrow.
🙂

Anzlyne
Anzlyne
Saturday, February 15, AD 2014 10:29pm

It’s a deal Philip ! Right after communion. I imagine he’s got some sainted grandmother somewhere in his family tree who is praying for him too!

Mary De Voe
Sunday, February 16, AD 2014 7:53pm

CatholicsRock! : “Joe Biden can read?”

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lol The Constitution maybe.

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