Yes, makin’ mock o’ uniforms that guard you while you sleep
Is cheaper than them uniforms, an’ they’re starvation cheap;
Rudyard Kipling, Tommy
It never surprises me that when it comes time for a government agency to economize, somehow the fifth assistant briefcase holders never lose their jobs, while this type of idiocy is implemented:
It was then that federal legislation passed stipulating that every honorably discharged veteran had the right to at least two uniformed military personnel to fold and present the flag, and to sound “Taps” at their funeral. Day thought this was good. The bad news, the fine print added, was that if a bugler could not be found, a recording should be used.
Finding a live bugler proved a mathematical impossibility. With 1,800 vets dying every day (at one point, World War II veterans were dying at the rate of one every two minutes), the military had only 500 buglers to share the load. Day estimates there’s considerably fewer now, with general cutbacks and sequestration. Honor guards were thus initially directed to bring boom boxes to funerals, looking to stealthily place CD players behind tombstones, as they prayed the disc didn’t skip or scratch, that the batteries didn’t fail, or worst of all, that instead of “Taps,” they hit the wrong track and accidentally played “Reveille.” “Sounds funny, but it’s happened,” Day growls.
To add greater insult, the Defense Department then introduced what it calls “ceremonial bugles.” In the venerable Pentagon procurement tradition of the $435 hammer or the $600 toilet seat, the digital bugles cost $530 a throw, and many purists/people-with-taste consider them abominations. Day’s volunteers, when they call them anything printable, tend to refer to these as “fake bugles,” while Day himself just calls it “The Device.” As one Navy musician tells me, “This is it, it’s the last song. Your veteran is dead. And it looks like you’re playing him off with something from Toys’R’Us.”
Just dead servicemen after all. Unless they reside in Chicago they won’t be eligible to vote in future elections. So far, so disgraceful. But then 73 year old Marine Tom Day came to the rescue:
Go here to The Weekly Standard to read the rest. There is a lot of foolishness in the military, red tape, careerism, etc., but coming across men like Tom Day while in service makes it all worthwhile.
Interesting in that the instrument shown in the video would be called a trumpet in the British Army. The bugle is a much shorter valveless instrument with a pronounced conical bore, hung on a cord with tassels, and used by infantry and marines. It is either copper or silver. The trumpet, used by cavalry and artillery, in its simplest form has no valves, but has a very different shape. Straight trumpets are used by the state trumpeters of the Household Cavalry. Originally the bugle was proper to light infantry and rifle regiments – other infantry used drum signals.
The equivalent of ‘Taps’ is of course the ‘Last Post’ and there are two versions of this – one played on the bugle (Infantry Last Post) and the other on the trumpet (Cavalry Last Post). Other calls, including Reveille, are also different; cavalry Reveille is quite an elaborate call.
Digital bugles or trumpets – words fail me. Perhaps the vets’ families would settle for a farewell volley over the grave? There may be a shortage of bugles in the US, but there’s no shortage of firearms!
In the US Army the term bugle is commonly usually used for both bugles and trumpets although official designations note the distinction.
When my Dad died John we had him buried with full military honors: taps, volley over grave, presentation of the flag. This was done courtesy of the local America Legion post of which he was a member. It made a hard day easier.