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Satan and Blogging

Obama and Lunch

 

 

I have always been fairly indifferent to the hits my blog posts receive, possibly since blogging makes up 0.00000 % of my  income.  However, over the years I have noticed that certain topics usually do draw massive amounts of hits.  Here are the top ten:

1.   Anything with Satan in the title.

2.   Sarah Palin-A sure fire blog crowd draw since 2008, and I suspect she will remain so for the rest of her life.

3.   Ted Kennedy-The “lion of the senate” has been dead for four years, but he still ignites intense emotion.  (Overwhelmingly negative on this blog.  You leave one, just one, young woman to die in a car and some people hold it against you!)

4.   Obama and canine cuisine.

5.   Jimmy Carter and his senile anti-Catholic rants.

6.   Nancy Pelosi-Good to know that the lying worthless political hack is good for something!

7.   Atheist “heroes”-Looking at you Richard Dawkins!

8.   Pio Nono-The continued fascination for this pope who died in 1878 cannot be underestimated.

9.   Anything with Vatican in the title.

10. Angels-God’s messengers are always a subject of interest for we mere mortals.

Prepare yourself, as best you can, for this forthcoming blog post:

Sarah Palin has a vision in which Satan and Obama are sharing a meal of terriers and poodles.  Ted Kennedy is the waiter and Nancy Pelosi is the waitress.  Jimmy Carter and Richard Dawkins suddenly appear yelling insults against the Vatican.  Pio Nono then materializes and issues a bull saying that this vision is not only unworthy of belief, it is too stupid for the mind of man to comprehend it.  An angel appears and tells Sarah to awaken from her nightmare.  Palin wakens and swears to never eat moose before bed again.

Moose and Palin

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Donald R. McClarey

Cradle Catholic. Active in the pro-life movement since 1973. Father of three and happily married for 35 years. Small town lawyer and amateur historian. Former president of the board of directors of the local crisis pregnancy center for a decade.

14 Comments

  1. I think if Palin then discussed breast-feeding, co-sleeping, and the proper way to install car seats, it would be the most widely viewed story in history (or at least the most commented on).

  2. And don’t forget to mention the Duggar family! They drew more comments than anything else when I was blogging!

  3. Has Sarah also been accused of eating Hoppitty Hooper’s legs as well? What about Super-Chicken? He was last seen with Sarah at KFC.

  4. “if Palin then discussed breast-feeding, co-sleeping, and the proper way to install car seats, it would be the most widely viewed story in history”

    Toss in Mel Gibson, secession, female modesty and/or child vaccinations (another hot button topic Mark Shea recently stumbled into) and there would be no contest.

  5. “Vatican Official Cites Pio Nono in Statement Blaming Satan for Obama’s Decision to Eat Ted Kennedy’s Dog During Meeting With Palin”

    “Angels Appear at Medjugori to Provide Jimmy Carter with Key to Richard Dawkin’s Soul”

  6. “Palin wakens and swears never to eat moose before bed again.”

    Kind of like ALF swearing “No more tabby pot pie before bedtime!” in this video:

  7. Indeed Paul, especially if she then opined that sometimes she suspected that Mark Shea is a bit harsh with people!

    Yeah, I guess I’d say using the tragic instance of a veteran’s suicide to advance his “If you don’t agree that George W. Bush was a war criminal, you are just a pro-abort under a different aegis.” narrative is a bit harsh. Just a bit, though. And the he uses the National Catholic Register as a venue to spew his vile. With publication like that.who needs the New York Times?

    http://www.ncregister.com/blog/mark-shea/two-high-profile-suicides

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