“If You Love Me…”

(Cross-posted at Acts of the Apostasy)

Earlier this week – yesterday, in fact – President Obama went to the University of North Carolina to campaign for his new jobs bill, and he actually told the attendees:

“If you love me, you’ve got to help me pass this jobs bill.”

Seriously, he said that. Can you imagine if other world leaders and famous persons had used that line?

President Ronald Reagan: “Gorbachev, if you love me, then tear down this wall!”

Bill Clinton: “Monica, if you love me…” Actually, he probably did use that line. Moving on…

John F Kennedy: “If you love me, then ask not what the country can do for you, but what you can do for the country!”

Churchill: “If you love me, you will never surrender!”

Or how about famous movie lines:

Dirty Harry: “If you love me, then go ahead and make my day.”

Jerry Maguire: “If you love me, show me the money!”

Napoleon Dynamite: “If you love me, you’ve got to vote for Pedro.”

Star Wars: “If you love me, you’ve got to use the Force, Luke.”

The Godfather: “If you love me, leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”

Jaws: “If you love me, you’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

Airplane: “Surely you can’t be serious!” “I am serious, and if you love me, stop calling me Shirley!”

Leave your own in the combox. Let’s have a little fun. That is, if you love me…

12 Responses to “If You Love Me…”

  • Joe Green says:

    Go ahead, if you love me, make my day.

    I’m mad as hell and I’m not gonna take it any more, if you love me.

    You can’t handle the truth if you love me.

    If you love me, get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

  • Pinky says:

    Don’t forget MacArthur’s passionate promise, “If you love me, I shall return”.

    But it really was just an ill-conceived ad lib on the President’s part.

  • PM says:

    James P. Hoffa: If you love me, you’ll let me act up.
    Barack Obama: If you love me, you’ll might be wondering why you did.
    Uncle Sam: If you love me, you’ll replace the plastic in my wallet with the cash I had.
    Party Politics: If you love me, mind your manners & review vocabulary words ‘integrity’ & ‘reasonable’.
    United States of America: If you love me, wake up. The alarm clock keeps ringing.
    Special interests: If you love me, you’ll watch what I’m doing so I don’t make trouble.
    U.S. Senate: If you love me, you’ll let me do good work.
    U.S. House of Representatives: If you love me, I’ll remember what I am.
    U.S. Supreme Court: If you love me, I’ll wear my thinking cap, too.
    Satan: If you love me, … ahh enough of you do, looks like things are going my way.
    Eternal God, Most Holy: If you love Me, you’ll remember I have the first and last Word.

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