Theology +

(Originally posted at Acts of the Apostasy)

There is way, way too much serious football, societal and political punditry being posted here as of late.   Time for a more light-hearted variety of punditry, me thinks.

Introducing “Theology +”,  featuring…

Organic Chemistry

“Amine, amine, I say unto you…”

Since Christ’s Ascension into Heaven, we have been living in the enzymes.

The Book of Ester comes after the Book of Judith.

“And they cast out many devils, and anointed with oil many that were sick, and Helium.” (Mk 6:13)

We must love our enamines and pray for our persecutors.

“Two frequent temptations threaten prayer: lack of faith and acidity…” [CCC 275]

The three theological virtues are faith, hope and chirality.*

King David committed adultery with Bathsheba, the wife of Urea the Hittite.

“Then they Cesium and led him away, bringing him into the high priest’s house.” (Lk 22:54)

OK, you punsters – put on your thinking caps and add your own in the combox.

*Yes, it’s pronounced ‘kahy-RAL-i-ty’, so it’s a stretch. But I like the way it looks.

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