From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion. Buried with Oprah in Chicago? Well, at least the Oprah fans will be able to continue to participate in the political process after entombment.
Donald R. McClarey
Cradle Catholic. Active in the pro-life movement since 1973. Father of three and happily married for 35 years. Small town lawyer and amateur historian. Former president of the board of directors of the local crisis pregnancy center for a decade.