From the only reliable source of news on the net, The Onion. I have to disagree with the Onion on this one. Whenever I want to find out what is really going on at a courthouse, I talk to the bailiffs, clerks, guards and, yes, janitors.
Cradle Catholic. Active in the pro-life movement since 1973. Father of three and happily married for 26 years. Small town lawyer. President of the board of directors of the local crisis pregnancy center.