From the only reliable source of news on the net, The Onion. I have to disagree with the Onion on this one. Whenever I want to find out what is really going on at a courthouse, I talk to the bailiffs, clerks, guards and, yes, janitors.
Donald R. McClarey
Cradle Catholic. Active in the pro-life movement since 1973. Father of three and happily married for 35 years. Small town lawyer and amateur historian. Former president of the board of directors of the local crisis pregnancy center for a decade.