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The 2AM Worm Made Me Do It!

From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion.  Over the years I have received similar explanations from clients who have got themselves into trouble while drunk.  Somehow mysterious third parties routinely engage in illegal activities when innocent people are blotto.

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Donald R. McClarey

Cradle Catholic. Active in the pro-life movement since 1973. Father of three and happily married for 35 years. Small town lawyer and amateur historian. Former president of the board of directors of the local crisis pregnancy center for a decade.

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  1. This is no laughing matter!!! My computer has been afflicted with this virus. Just last spring, following a night out with friends, I came home and watched a dvr’d episode of The Biggest Loser. The obese people on the show actually ran a marathon. I remember this inspiring me, however my memory of that night isn’t terribly clear. Thats when the virus struck, about one month later, I recieved a confirmation letter to a local marathon. Apparently that very night, The worm hit, and entered me into this marathon. Please beware this is a very dangerous, and tricky virus.

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