From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion. I’m a dog man myself. Feed them, walk them, and let them outside when nature calls, and you are a demi-God in their eyes. As for felines, other than being chased by the noble canines, I am unsure what function they serve, although I am certain the cat fanciers among our readers can set me straight.
Donald R. McClarey
Cradle Catholic. Active in the pro-life movement since 1973. Father of three and happily married for 35 years. Small town lawyer and amateur historian. Former president of the board of directors of the local crisis pregnancy center for a decade.