From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion. The Onion may be on shaky ground here. I constantly get packages at home and at the office that could qualify as suspicious following the loving ministrations of the Post Office. We recently sent a package to someone, and he told us that the package had tread marks on it, courtesy of having been run over by the USPS.
Donald R. McClarey
Cradle Catholic. Active in the pro-life movement since 1973. Father of three and happily married for 35 years. Small town lawyer and amateur historian. Former president of the board of directors of the local crisis pregnancy center for a decade.