From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion. Actually it would be refreshing to have a White House press spokesman who was intentionally speaking gibberish.
Donald R. McClarey
Cradle Catholic. Active in the pro-life movement since 1973. Father of three and happily married for 35 years. Small town lawyer and amateur historian. Former president of the board of directors of the local crisis pregnancy center for a decade.