Hilarious!

Paperwork, sheesh. I haven’t been in the military, but being an independent IT contractor I have to fill out expense reports which is the bane of my existence.

I dislike expense reports very very much.

The only pleasure I get from filling out expense reports is sticking it to the accountant by filing separate reports for a stick of chewing gum categorized as “dinner”.

If I have to fill out paper work for that, I always do it on a separate spreadsheet instead of itemizing it under another already filled category.

The simple pleasures in life.

I hope he enjoys it JB and I thank him for his service to our country!