From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion. If they have a version in which the player takes on the role of an officer, endless hours at a desk filling out paperwork would be a must!
Donald R. McClarey
Cradle Catholic. Active in the pro-life movement since 1973. Father of three and happily married for 35 years. Small town lawyer and amateur historian. Former president of the board of directors of the local crisis pregnancy center for a decade.