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Obama Homeland Security Alerts

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Commenter Donna V. has come up with this list of Obama Homeland Security Alerts:

Hey, maybe the Obama admin will revise the Homeland Security alerts, now that we know we have nothing to fear from terrorists. Maybe something along these lines:

Level Red: The Great Leader is more popular than Jesus, the Beatles, and Michael Jackson combined. This is how it should be.

Level Green: A few grumblings are heard from disgruntled rednecks in fly-over country. Nothing to worry about, really, but keep your eyes open.

Level Orange: Uh, oh. The peons are doing a lot of grumbling and booing at town hall meetings and there’s a quite a bit of seemingly fishy information (cunningly planted by Fox News) out there on the Net. Couric, CNN, HuffPo, you know what to do.

Level Purple: Lord, the fish is now a great big dead rotting whale on the WH lawn. Comrades Dowd and Krugman, fire photon torpedoes!

Level Gray: We’re screwed. We have now crossed the River Styx and are in Jimmy Carter territory.

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Donald R. McClarey

Cradle Catholic. Active in the pro-life movement since 1973. Father of three and happily married for 35 years. Small town lawyer and amateur historian. Former president of the board of directors of the local crisis pregnancy center for a decade.

7 Comments

  1. Forget? Ha! But BO has helped us realize what a lukewarm piker at the statist expansion game W really was.

    Not that I think McCain would have been much better, since he has a lot of the same intrusive, statist inclinations. But with McCain we wouldn’t be playing catamite to every tin-horn dictator out there, and that would be an improvement.

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