Obama Homeland Security Alerts
Commenter Donna V. has come up with this list of Obama Homeland Security Alerts:
Hey, maybe the Obama admin will revise the Homeland Security alerts, now that we know we have nothing to fear from terrorists. Maybe something along these lines:
Level Red: The Great Leader is more popular than Jesus, the Beatles, and Michael Jackson combined. This is how it should be.
Level Green: A few grumblings are heard from disgruntled rednecks in fly-over country. Nothing to worry about, really, but keep your eyes open.
Level Orange: Uh, oh. The peons are doing a lot of grumbling and booing at town hall meetings and there’s a quite a bit of seemingly fishy information (cunningly planted by Fox News) out there on the Net. Couric, CNN, HuffPo, you know what to do.
Level Purple: Lord, the fish is now a great big dead rotting whale on the WH lawn. Comrades Dowd and Krugman, fire photon torpedoes!
Level Gray: We’re screwed. We have now crossed the River Styx and are in Jimmy Carter territory.
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amazing how quickly you folks have forgotten the ruin that was GWB’s presidency
Some cool Tea Party stuff can be found at http://tinyurl.com/superfreedom
Davis:
Amazing how quickly Obama has helped us forget.
Forget? Ha! But BO has helped us realize what a lukewarm piker at the statist expansion game W really was.
Not that I think McCain would have been much better, since he has a lot of the same intrusive, statist inclinations. But with McCain we wouldn’t be playing catamite to every tin-horn dictator out there, and that would be an improvement.
It’s far from Iowahawk’s standards, but I’m glad you enjoyed it, Donald!
Donna, it was a brilliant comment and now it is a brilliant post!
That’s good