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The Albino Code

Apparently Dan Brown didn’t just do shoddy reasearch on art, history and theology for his Da Vinci Code, but also albinism was beyond his ability to spend ten seconds studying on the internet.  Here is the website for the fellow who came up with this brilliant parody back in 2006.  Perhaps Mr. Brown should have used a squad of albino squirrel assassins instead?

 

Albino Squirrel Assassin

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Donald R. McClarey

Cradle Catholic. Active in the pro-life movement since 1973. Father of three and happily married for 35 years. Small town lawyer and amateur historian. Former president of the board of directors of the local crisis pregnancy center for a decade.

6 Comments

  1. A petite but noble creature, fighting bravely against heretics.

    And what’s more, he does it for peanuts (and walnuts, and cashews).

    You knew I wasn’t gonna leave this one alone, Mr. McClarey 😉

  2. I think your squirrel assassins are only partial albinos–the one in the picture appears to have pigment in its eye.

    Does that mean they lose their albino assassins club membership?

  3. Hmmm, cminor that picture does show a black eye doesn’t it. I assure you in real life their eyes are pink, but perhaps they have been using contact lenses. Now I am suspicious!

  4. Shhh Don! Those pictures are under lock and key in the Vatican Black Ops Department!

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