The Albino Code

Published Tuesday, July 28, A.D. 2009 | By Donald R. McClarey

Apparently Dan Brown didn’t just do shoddy reasearch on art, history and theology for his Da Vinci Code, but also albinism was beyond his ability to spend ten seconds studying on the internet. Here is the website for the fellow who came up with this brilliant parody back in 2006. Perhaps Mr. Brown should have used a squad of albino squirrel assassins instead?

Albino Squirrel Assassin

6 Responses to The Albino Code

Donna V. on Tuesday, July 28, A.D. 2009 at 9:05pm

A petite but noble creature, fighting bravely against heretics.

And what’s more, he does it for peanuts (and walnuts, and cashews).

You knew I wasn’t gonna leave this one alone, Mr. McClarey 😉
Donald R. McClarey on Tuesday, July 28, A.D. 2009 at 9:32pm

I knew I could count on you Donna!
cminor on Tuesday, July 28, A.D. 2009 at 10:13pm

I think your squirrel assassins are only partial albinos–the one in the picture appears to have pigment in its eye.

Does that mean they lose their albino assassins club membership?
Donald R. McClarey on Wednesday, July 29, A.D. 2009 at 4:33am

Hmmm, cminor that picture does show a black eye doesn’t it. I assure you in real life their eyes are pink, but perhaps they have been using contact lenses. Now I am suspicious!
Don the Kiwi on Friday, July 31, A.D. 2009 at 3:26am

I don’t see the half ton of albino squirrel droppings 🙂
Donald R. McClarey on Friday, July 31, A.D. 2009 at 6:03am

Shhh Don! Those pictures are under lock and key in the Vatican Black Ops Department!