What the Delete Button Was Made For
Some of you probably think it is pretty easy to write for a blog. You probably think that all it involves is writing whatever comes into your fool head and then an occasional response in the comboxes. Well, actually, that is about 98% of it for me. However there are a few other duties. Perhaps the most time consuming is deleting “nut” comments. These comments are usually so bizarre that I assume any effort to respond to them would be futile. However, yesterday Jay Anderson at Pro Ecclesia received a prime example of the type of “”nut” comment I am writing about, and I thought our readership might like to see it.
“The mafia fascist molestor league elected Baerpheon O’Phalleigh O’Bamaugh as president with the most Catholic cabinet in history. Vatican Osservatore Romano editor Vian said on may 18th that Obama “is not a pro-abortion president.” What does this prove? That the Vatican message on abortion has only been for politcal purposes. It was used to divide, to encourage Catholics to breed and to encourage non-Catholics to abort out of spite. The Vatican likes the abortion status quo in the USA for this reason. Their purpose is only conquest, not faith. Carolignian Brzezinski spawned Zia al Haq, Khomeini, and bin Laden – breaks up superpowers via Aztlan and Kosovo as per Joel Garreau’s Nine Nations. Brzezinski, Buckley and Buchanan winked anti-Semitic votes for Obama, delivered USA to Pope’s feudal basket of Bamana Republics. Michael Pfleger and Joe Biden prove Obama is the Pope’s boy. Obama is half a Kearney from County Offaly in Ireland. Talal got Pontifical medal as Fatima mandates Catholic-Muslim union against Jews (Francis Johnson, Great Sign, 1979, p. 126), Catholic Roger Taney wrote Dred Scott decision. John Wilkes Booth, Tammany Hall and Joe McCarthy were Catholics. Now Catholic majority Supreme Court. Catholics Palmisano, Grasso, Damato, Langone, Mozilo, Ranieri, Dioguardi, Palmieri destroyed American industry. Subprime construction mobsters had hookers deliver mortgages to banks. McCain’s Keeting started it all. They find American cars too advanced to use or their mechanics to fix. Ellis Island Popeholes brought in FDR. Their slovenly, anti-intellectual work ethic produces vacuous, casuistrous blather and a tangle of contradictory regulations. Their clubhouse purges provided praetorian training for corporate misgovernance. NYC top drop outs: Hispanic 32%, Black 25%, Italian 20%. NYC top illegals: Ecuadorean, Italian, Polish. Ate glis-glis but blamed plague on others, now lettuce coli. Their bigotry most encouraged terror yet they reap most security funds. Rabbi circumcises lower, Pope upper brain. Tort explosion by glib casuistry. Hollywood Joe Kennedy had Bing Crosby proselytise. Bazelya 1992 case proves PLO-IRA-KLA links. Our enemy is the Bru666elles Sineurabia Axis and the only answer is alliance with Israel and India. They killed six million Jews, a million Serbs, half a million freemasons, a quarter million Gypsies, they guided the slaughter of Assyrians and Armenians, and promoted the art of genocide throughout the world. They had no qualms hijacking American policy in Vietnam or Balkans to papal ends, but when American interests opposed tose of the papacy in Iraq, they showed their true fangs (Frum, Unpatriotic Conservatives). They could not countenance a Mormon President! They broke their own coalition with their foreign adventures and with their unwillingness to extend home and school subsidies to other races, as evidenced by their missing their own Obama moment when they could have elected a Kenyan pope. Every American boom has been caused by an Evangelical Revival and every major Depression by the domination of new Catholic immigrants. See for example George Marlin’s history of the conservative party in New York or Paul Johnson’s Modern Times, extolling the rise of Carolignianism of Adenauer, de Gaulle, and Gaspieri, forgetting that Hitler, too, was Carolignian and a Catholic altar boy.”
Now why is this a “nut” comment?
1. Paranoid Content-that is sort of a give away isn’t it?
2. Length. Not all lengthy comments are nut comments, but the longer they are, in my experience, the greater the chance for nutitude.
3. No paragraphs. Nut comments, no matter how long they are, usually eschew parargraphs.
4. The repeat of catch phrases. The gentleman above is fond of the term “Carolignian”. I assume he was making a stab at Carolingian.
5. The nut comment will usually have nothing to do with the thread it is posted to.
7. The Freemasons and/or the Illuminati will usually appear in the comment.
8. Stream of consciousness writing.
9. Parts of the comment seem to stand out as simple gibberish: “Ate glis-glis but blamed plague on others, now lettuce coli.”
10. On Catholic websites, there will usually be a reminder that Hitler was born Catholic. (His hatred for the Faith as an adult will be curiously overlooked.)