From the only reliable news source on the net, the Onion. Fess up. Haven’t you sort of suspected this as you’ve been choking down a soft taco at Taco Bell?
American Catholic approached a spokescritter for Taco Bell, but he refused to admit or deny the Onion allegations. He did growl at us however in a suspicious manner,
Haha…save money by writing your own books…I do love the Onion…