From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion. You know, the truly sad thing is that after the past year I could almost imagine this type of scam being pulled by the government.
Donald R. McClarey
Cradle Catholic. Active in the pro-life movement since 1973. Father of three and happily married for 35 years. Small town lawyer and amateur historian. Former president of the board of directors of the local crisis pregnancy center for a decade.