From the only reliable news source on the net, the Onion. Normally I think the Onion is on target, but this merely plays into human paranoia and robotophobia. Life is not a Magnus Robot Fighter comic book where humans battle robots bent on nefarious schemes. We are the masters, they are–Oops, I have to cut this short. The roomba is telling me by issuing plaintive beeps that I need to clean its brushes.
Donald R. McClarey
Cradle Catholic. Active in the pro-life movement since 1973. Father of three and happily married for 35 years. Small town lawyer and amateur historian. Former president of the board of directors of the local crisis pregnancy center for a decade.